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When an individual is vastly occupied by viscous anal rape whilst at the point of climaxing, they recite the entire United States national anthem written by Francis Scott Key
“Harder, I’m about to..reciting the national anthem.”
“Fuck, I’m about to...reciting the national anthem too.”
August 5th. For all the couples in between a relationship and a friendship. Not sure if they are just having fun or in a real relationship. This day is for you.
“Omg babe happy National situationship day! You rock!”
7/23 is national Collin day
“I can’t believe it’s national Collin day!”
The month of April is horny month you can ask any body for any sexual content ex nudes, any act of sex including bringing a friend
It's National horny month so you know I'm gonna get her pics - Zack
national pj is pj's bday,, which means they get a whole day for themself for being the best lover <3
Guy 1: "hey today is national pj day!"
Guy 2: "wtf is that"
On July 1st,you don’t have to wear glasses! It’s National no glasses day so be free and don’t wear glasses!
Mom: where’s your glasses?
You: it’s National no glasses day!
February 15th is national jailah day. A day to celebrate a wonderful person named Jailah S.
It’s feb 15 so that means it’s national jailah day.