wildfire in my sock drawer

There's nothing happening. Out of the ordinary, I mean.

"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"

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Turd in Sock Technique

The act of one removing a turd from the toilet, and placing it down in one's sock - in fear of informing others that one has committed Number 2 in a public restroom.

Johnny practiced Turd in Sock Technique last week when the 4th graders had to use the 1st grade bathroom, and instead of flushing his turd down the toilet, he instead put the evidence in his sock...the rest of the day.

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Pink Sock Space Dock

After battering the anus out of either a male or female, The rectum/intestines exit the anal cavity and and just hang out like a little red bag of garbage, this a called pink sock. take one pink sock and roll it over another pink sock joining the two together this is pink sock space dock!!

damn my anus got swallowed up in pink sock space dock last night

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Pink Sock Blow Job

The act of cleaning a pink sock before reinserting it back into the anus.

"After I gave her a pink sock, I had to give her a pink sock blow job. That shit has to be clean or it will get infected."

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ball n' sock titties

Droopy deflated titties resembling literally a ball inside of a sock.

Well she would be hot but she's got an old woman's build with them ball n' sock titties hanging low.

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fucked her with my socks on

Rappers often say this as a way to show that they didn't care about the person their fucking and it was just a fling. This also implies that they do it often and don't even bother to get fully naked anymore.

"yeah I took your bitch and I fucked her with my socks on ay"

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Sock through the pant leg

Something so out of pocket, that you could pull your sock up thorough your pant leg

Friend 1: The reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend2: That’s soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh