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The phrase is an exclamation marking the event that the user needs to take a massive dump, often one that is minutes or even less to where shit hits the fan, quite aptly.
It's origin stems from the "T minus ____ seconds/minutes/hours etc.." announced for important events, such as New Year's ball dropping, bombs going off, or in this case a shit-storm.
When T Minus is yelled, followed by a time for more accuracy, it is imperative to get him/her to the nearest restroom or else all hell will break loose, or just their bowels perhaps.
John: "Shiiiiiit, T Minus! That Chipotle definitely ain't sittin' well."
Frank: "DRIVE FASTER MATT! We can make it to that 7-11's bathroom in time!"
Matt: "Man, they're gonna need a new toilet soon."
John: "I... can't breathe.. Frank.. if I don't make it, tell my family how I died.."
Matt: "You're gonna be OK! Stay with us!"
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To boat and toke. Going out on a boat with the objective to smoke or consume marijuana.
Man #1: Hey would like you to B&T tomorrow afternoon on the speed boat? I hear the weather will be absolutely splendid!
Man #2: You bet your sweet ass I do!
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Woah Big T. Didn't want to upset you there. We are all very sorry.
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The crappy thing at the end of the TERMINATOR 2 3D movie at Universal Studios.
"I'm the T-100000000 and I suck."
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To hang ones scrotum into anothers mouth (generally while sleeping), and at the same time have an erection, therefore creating a shape similar to a T-Bone in a steak.
Dude1: Bro! Enjoy your sleep last night?
Dude2: Yea, it was aight i guess..
Dude1: Not feel anything strange?
Dude2: Aight bitch meat what the fuck did you do to me?
Dude1: Bro you got given a MEGA T BONE and didn't even reallise! Check it we video'd it
Dude2: YOU MOTHERFUCKING SICK BITCH!
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