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Johnson, please do not feed me a discount biscuit!
Not the ecstasy, AKA, disca biscuit disco biscuit
A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell
Ahh you clown biscuit
A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.
Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.
A gift for someone who has done a good job and deserves a reward.
Well done on that ADAC pickup, you deserve a pocket biscuit.
The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)
wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.
The art of taking out the porta john urinal cake blowing your load on it and eating it.
Today on pad we had the green eat a Frac-style biscuits and gravy