I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.

Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

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don't scuff mah rockports, yo

the one funny thing oliver ever said.

"hey, dont scuff my rockports, yo!"

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DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't

In other words, it may not exactly be a "stroll on Easy Street" for you no matter what da result of da paternity-test shows --- a prime example would be dat even if said test does indeed prove dat you're not da love-baby's daddy, da test's in-da-thousands-of-dollars cost may be somewhat comparable to what you'd have hadda spend for child-support, anyway.

Good luck on getting a refund for da momentous cost of a paternity-test if said test proves dat indeed you are not da child's biological father (see "pap smear", definition #14); you might be better off to simply start making support-payments; it can definitely be a "DNAmned if you do and DNAmned if you don't" situation!

Don't spill it hunty, you'll get burnt!

Use this phrase to shut down a wild ho from spilling some bullshit tea she can't handle.

"Brittany and Zak have the most beautiful baby."
"WELL, GIRL here's the tea! Brittany told me she's not ever sure Zak's th..."
"Don't spill it hunty, you'll get burnt!"

don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it

it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you

' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'

Chill Jamel don't pull up the 9

A slang word that started on Tiktok which means relax in a cool form. The 9 means a glock-9 (A gun).

Eric: I'll punch him so hard
John: Chill Jamel don't pull up the 9

You don't know what I got.

A phrase that is used by rex in victorious stating that Tori doesn't know what rex has in his pants , Also a term that can be used when misgendered or wanting to imply you may be another gender . usually used as a joke.

Sasha: Yeah me and Mikasa had a kid together. (joking)
Jean: That's not biologically possible
Sasha: You don't know what I got. okay? (bursts out laughing)
Jean: (Also bursts out laughing)
Connie: (Doesn't know what's going on but starts laughing too)