Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.
Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.
Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!
A male who doesn't mind the challenge of dating a female taller than himself.
"babygirl idgaf if you taller than me. I'm a tree climber baby"
a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her
friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”
perv... usually in custody with other pervs and snitches... skinhead torpedo ventually sticks him...good job...skinheads are the regulators.
He's a tree climber---lets fuck him with a shank.
Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree
“Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”
The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.