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When you cum inside a girl while she pisses on your dick.
"Me and my girl had sex last night and made some egg drop soup, if you know what I mean. ;)"
"There was egg drop soup all over the place after I banged her last night."
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To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.
1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!
2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!
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When a fella sits on your face resting a bollock (his eggs) in each one of your eye sockets (the baskets) and the residue from his sweaty hoop leaves a shit stained dot where a bindi would be.
Gary, lay on the floor. I'm gonna show you my hindu egg basket.
Niccccce one, Garrry.
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Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.
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when you are having a bad day, when things aren't going right.
john: "hows it going?"
craig: "pretty bad, having a bad egg day..missed GLEE :("
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When a woman sticks her tit in the dillhole of a man as she lactates and the man semens, causing excruciating pain for the man.
I don't want a fucking barack egg roll, that shit fucking hurts.
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