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Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."
'Lose my number pencil dick.'
noun, descriptive
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ayo what up its ya boy skinny penis <===8
( the literal definition of pencil dick )
Is the best dick a girl can get super long and makes the girl feel like she is in heaven
Junior's dick is perfect
super honest. no lies involved. you cant be dishonest if your dick is out. its just not something that can happen.
if im being dicks out honest over here, i hate your new boyfriend.
elusive, mysterious, a myth
Dude bro 1: Yoo, have you seen maddy's dick?
Dude bro 2: Nah bro i thought it was a myth.
You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.
Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee