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like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest
i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth
The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.
That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.
To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.
Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L
When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.
"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.
A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .
Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
A girl who sucks your dick like she’s trying to eat it.
Yo, that girl I hooked up with yesterday was a real dick dahmer, she kept trying to bite my dick
1. A retail store that specializes in selling sporting goods such as Golf Clubs, Basketball Goals, Kayaks, Tents, Sneakers and practically anything that relates to sports.
2. A retail store that has a very weird wording to people that lead to harassment to the store.
1. “Babe I need new golf clubs Iam gonna head to Dick’s Sporting Goods!”
2.”Iam gonna go to dicks!” “You mean the store that sells dildos you gay ass?” “No stupid the sporting store!”