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Ricky (Big dick)

Ricky is a 10 out of 10 in looks personality and omg he is so funny makes my undies wet hearing his sexy voice .when people say the perfect guy don't exist I laugh and say well you ain't met big dick have ya

Omg look at that muscular handsome man who looks like he is chiseled out of stone by God himself oh no it's just my reflection da. Ricky (BIG DICK) you fine

by Barry Evans November 17, 2024


thug dick

The genitalia belonging to a "thug" of the male variety. Often 8 inches or more.

"I got this thug dick cuh *starts swinging*."

by thugshaker9000 July 14, 2023


schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

by pseudonym 1 October 3, 2013


Limp Dick Whore

A girl who is devoted to suck a 90+ year old man's limp Dick until he dies, just to get that paper.

My sister called and told me that today she became a limp dick whore, and pretty soon we will be rich.

by Cheesepacker69 December 29, 2023


Dick Pizza

1. Severe open dick wounds, making the dick look like a pepperoni pizza
2. An insult used to describe someone being incredibly painful to be around, like having a dick pizza

Kyle has a total dick pizza

by Extendedmeme December 28, 2019


Massive dick confit

It’s songood

Have you ever had massive dick confit? It’s songood

by No tap August 1, 2024


Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.

"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"

by Squishit June 30, 2018