Fuck, commonly know as(Farkwitts Ulcer Cuntosis Kreamdosis) is a disease that has spread in 2090, ever since Mars was inhabited by humans, many extraterristerial creatures have been found by the Mars Society For Research and Technology, until they found the rare Cuntassdosis, where the virus will spread by touching the rare Cuntassdosis.
Cuntassdosis is a rare type of Mars creature, that has also been found by the leader of the Republic Of Mars, Elon Musk.
Fuck is lethal and it cannot be cured.
Its symptoms are:
Suckcockasis
Slitfuctotits
Cronalcockis
and Diccockis.
There is, however a medicine to treat Fuck and reduce its symptoms.
1. A swear expressing annoyance
2. Sexual intercourse
Boy1: The homework is due today.
Boy2: FUCK!
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Boy1: I honestly wanna fuck something right now.
Boy2: Bro what the hell?
it's a no no word and you shouldn't say it or else you'll go to jail and eat vegetables for the rest of your life.
thing 1: help me thing 2
thing 2: what did you do
thing 1: i said fuck
thing 2: you dumbass
literally the only fucking word that fucking makes fucking sense in a fucking sentence
"I fucking hate living."
"I fucking hate you."
"Fuck you!"
"I'm fucked."