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When your penis is very cold.
"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"
a guy who wont allow the world to enjoy his dick like he knows they all want him to
Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...
Dick Spiking is where a ton of men get hard and all lay down kinda close to eachother. Creating spikes made of dicks then women jump from a predered hight and try and land on one.
Dick spike is when men get hard and lay down like spikes then women jump on there dicks
A person with a tiny dick but guys will think you're calling there dick big
Girl: damn you're a dick boy
Boy:thanks!
Dick Boy dates back to when I got mad at a Dick Boy in April. To this day, I still think of him as a Dick Boy.
"Wow, he really called you a Dick Boy? That means you must have done something really despicable"
when you keep attracting the same type of men
Cynthia: ''omg look at that tall handsome guy!''
nicky:''looks like your type, be careful. he might get you dick trapped.''
cynthia:'' as in, ''trapped. in the closet?''
nicky: Never dance naked on tables!