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October 20th is natinal dick sucking day, on this day your girl has to prove to you that she loves you by sucking you dry
National dick sucking day is a way that your girl can prove the she loves you
October 10th is National Dick Sucking Day.
I can’t wait to get my dick sucked today is October 10th, National Dick Sucking Day!
hey susan, it’s National Dick Sucking Day!!!
like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest
i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth
The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.
That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.
To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.
Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L
When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.
"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.