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A remix of Demi Lovato's song "Heart Attack".
Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"
When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.
Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"
Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".
You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.
noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.
"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."
borderline dick syndrome is when a guy drives you dick crazy. and all he does is ask for nudes
girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍
Dick. Penis. Cock. Meat rod. Male reproductive organ. PP. Knob. Shaft. Wang. Peter. Ding dong. Pisser. The holy sword.
Bryan: Cock and dick
Kaleb: Me too
Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.
Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!