when someone tugs on your dick and nuts at the same time
she is so hot she gave me a dick tug nuts
The best geezer in the world (factually)
"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."
v. A sexual position involving a male sitting criss-cross apple sauce, and someone sits on his erected penis.
np. The penis-related equivalent to "go to hell."
1: "Baby, wanna sit on a dick?" he said. He sits criss-crossed, and she says, "Yes please...💋❤️"
A man with a small penis, who is angry when people make fun of this small penis.
Also known as Michelle, Phinks, Micheal}, and Tree.
As stop being such a Phinky-Dick
When a guy Sticks his dick in a variety of different sauces and spices then has sexual intercourse with another.
Anton wanted to try dick saucing on his girlfriend
A guy who’s hot but doesn’t put out ever but acts like he does.
So how did it go last night with that guy u went home with. He gave ladie blue balls he was a dick juice.
During masturbation your turns soft and dies in your hands.
You ever be beatin your meat, and then got that slank dick?