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2-4 inches is the most it can grow. It has a lot of hair and produces a lot of sperm. Usually not in use if no girls are around and is usually a wasted potential
You should try to be with Bear. (Bear’s dick) will be worth it
When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.
"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"
Send this to your homie on 2nd November and they have to show you their dick
Show your homie your dick day
A remix of Demi Lovato's song "Heart Attack".
Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"
When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.
Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"
Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".
You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.
noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.
"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."