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If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 16, 2023

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The dumb ass group

Four dumbasses (who are bEsTfRiEnDs )

โ€œ who are those four people other their ?โ€

โ€œ the dumb asses, they have a group called the dumb ass group โ€œ

by Carlosthekidboi November 14, 2020


Ass Bag

A funny nickname that will stick well for anything or anyone that is a dick

Ass bag is a michal but to be more certain it's a Michael Collins

by Tit=tight March 29, 2017


Ass Bag

a Stupid overbearing loud dense person

I.e. a diaper

Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.

by Your Heniness March 29, 2019


fake ass friend

RYAN PINCKNEY

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.

by ur momma.com August 10, 2022


Tank Ass

Generally, a wide, thick butt that doesn't have reasonable curvature (A.K.A. bubble butt) or shapely definition.

A large butt that lacks roundness (may be flat in places), although it may have depth, and a shelf.

My girl gained a bit of weight after the baby, and it all went to her hips. Her booty used to be round, but now it's more of a tank ass now.

by King Jones215 February 21, 2022


Ass grapes

Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST

"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"

by Blablagurl December 9, 2020