dick dip

penis you put paint in

hey do a dick dip
ok

dick tartare

unprotected sex; getting it raw

Just as steak tartare is enjoyed raw, so is dick tartare. (See also pussy tartare.)

Chick 1: Did your man take you out for dinner last night?
Chick 2: Nah, but I still got the dick tartare.

shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

Suck or dick

Suck or dick is another form of truth or dare

Wanna play suck or dick

Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.

Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!

dick vom

when he forces you to deep throat after one too many cups of goon and you projectile all over his dick

Girl: *dick vom*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*

or

Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going

Girl: wtf you freak *run away*

toni's dick

a dick which is so small, it doesn't even exist

that guy over there, i think he's got a toni's dick