unprotected sex; getting it raw
Just as steak tartare is enjoyed raw, so is dick tartare. (See also pussy tartare.)
Chick 1: Did your man take you out for dinner last night?
Chick 2: Nah, but I still got the dick tartare.
When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.
Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!
when he forces you to deep throat after one too many cups of goon and you projectile all over his dick
Girl: *dick vom*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*
or
Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going
Girl: wtf you freak *run away*
a dick which is so small, it doesn't even exist
that guy over there, i think he's got a toni's dick