borderline dick syndrome

borderline dick syndrome is when a guy drives you dick crazy. and all he does is ask for nudes

girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍

cock and dick

Dick. Penis. Cock. Meat rod. Male reproductive organ. PP. Knob. Shaft. Wang. Peter. Ding dong. Pisser. The holy sword.

Bryan: Cock and dick
Kaleb: Me too

Chipped Dick

Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.

Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!

Dick in a box

When you cut a hole in a box and shove your wing wong ching chong in it

Wow that freak ezio just put a dick in a box

midas dick

Midas dick in fortnite, no shit. Im not fuggin around

Midas dick will go in my ass.

dick hiss

Sound made by the male penis after ejaculating multiple times in a row - no sperm left.

Last night was crazy, I had sex so many times that my last time ended with a dick hiss

Pistol Dick

The act of a loser spraying with a pistol on Call Of Duty 1.

*Get sprayed by some loser using a pistol on Call Of Duty 1*
- "Man, that guy is a pistol dick!"