Random
Source Code
Random
In New Zealand, a Dick (Pronounced Deck by Aussies) is a hard space, that is most enjoyed outside. Being on the Dick is a great place to be, but make sure you don't fall off. Many Dicks come in many sizes and colors, and shapes. Some people preffer a Small Dick, while others love a big Dick to party on. Sometimes in the summer, a Dick can get very dry and damaged, and in the winter a Dick can get very wet. All Dicks should support at least ten people on and should be very hard. This is why looking after your Dick should be important, otherwise, nobody would want to be on your Dick.
Ohh my, he has the biggest Dick in the neighborhood.
Gotta clean my Dick before they come, look at the state of it?
no. We don’t talk about that. It traumatized me. It’s disgusting.
Short for Richard, somehow. Used as a term for the male genitalia along with other names (schlong, penis, cock, anaconda, snake, sausage, etc.) Also used as aninsult to express how someone is an asshole or mean person. Dick can sometimes be misused or taken out of context when used, usually mistaken for the term relating to the male genitalia.
1. (Name) "Dude, yesterday Dick asked out Alexa and she turned him down!"
2. (Male Genitals) "Lynn, I heard your ex boyfriend has a big dick; is he still single?"
3. (Insult) "Oh my god! Mark is such a dick, he threw away all my shit!"