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Ass Fail

One who encompasses the features of being an ass and fails. One who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the Web, and sing. Really great at playing with Legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, "True story," or "BATTLE DAMAGE!" or even, "sh*t is crazzzz'y!"

Caaaarl is a big Ass Fail. He just doesn't know what to do.

by MissInevitable January 28, 2012


Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

What you'd say about a man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, claps you can hear across the universe.

Person 1: Dude look at that guy, he has an aunt jemima milkshake ass!

Person 2: Shut the fuck up bro, it's not that massive

by amogusbruh21youstupid September 29, 2024


Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.

John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts

by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024


Mad ass cracker

A mad cracker. Aka. M.A.C..

Mad ass cracker is defined by me

by B.Hunt May 1, 2021


I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

by Eloise010 April 23, 2018


clay ass

When your poop is thick on your butthole over pooping and you have to wipe over and over. Resulting in using baby wipes to get your butthole clean.

Damn dude! My clay ass was so thick I had to use three baby wipes to feel clean.

by Miss Spectacular March 11, 2021


Tittie-Ass

When a female is thick or has a big butt but her titties are huge that it makes her ass less visible.

Guy1: She has big titties but I didnt see the ass.
Guy 2: Yeah, she got a nice lil tittie-ass

by Tits n such August 21, 2020