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when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey
bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
When a beautiful redhead licks your ass while you whack off. When you are about to cum, yank her up by the hair and shoot your load down her throat.
My amazing wife gave me a Dirty Camine last night, I love that woman!
A Dirty Shou is the act of filling your face full of cats and dogs while aggressively edging until you blow a load on some chicken on rice and give it to your chinky friend gordon and tell him it's mayonnaise on the chicken on rice.
Shou: "My friend Gordon just arrived, time to pull a dirty Shou"
The Dirty Dager is a word that came from the early months of 2011. It is when a Male has a Female perform a blow job(Oral Sex, BJ, Mouth Polish), after he has busted a nut (Ejaculated, Cummed, Spurted) in or on his female counterpart (perferably in her mouth, extra points if she she swallows). As he leaves the house he steals a DVD or a Video Game, or even possibly a CD of his choice.
So the other night I met this broad at the bar, she was a real bitch, so later that night I gave her the good ol Dirty Dager.
It can be used in any of the following grammatical manners as well:
Noun-
He is a real Dirty Dager.
Adverb-
Before the night is over, Im going to give that girl the Dirty Dager.
A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.
How you doin', ya dirty badger!
When a mother of three or more kids sits on your face, and eats tacos and Drinks Starbucks of your chest while you struggle to find air
My wife came home and gave me a dirty Salina while the kids were in school.
When you're lickin your bf's starfish and he starts singing Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks just before finishing on your silk pillow case.
I tried giving him a little birthday bonus last night and he hit me with a Dirty Alysia