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When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.
Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!
when he forces you to deep throat after one too many cups of goon and you projectile all over his dick
Girl: *dick vom*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*
or
Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going
Girl: wtf you freak *run away*
a dick which is so small, it doesn't even exist
that guy over there, i think he's got a toni's dick
Its like a tsunami of fat that receeds allowing your dick to look bigger cause you have lost weight
Now that im skinny, I have better blood-to-dick ratio.
When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
Noun: The dried vaginal secretions on a man's penis from unprotected sex that resembles hair dandruff when it's dried
I was raw dogging Melissa earlier today, and freaked out when I went pee that my dick was scaly, but I scratched it and it was just dick dandruff
1.Dry skin inside your pubes like actual head dandruff. .
2. Post sexual juices crustied around the base of your peepee place.
I didn't shower after sex so I got dick dandruff and it smells.