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A poor bloke called bodward flicking poo on his lawn
No bodward thats naughty you must not flick poo on your lawn, dont be a poo flicker
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fecal remains on a wall or floor resembling an ink blot test.
Vondrak, trying to hover over a public toilet, left a large rohrschach poo on the wall.
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Poo cancer is more commonly referred to as constipation. It is the result of the continuous growth and proliferation of poo cells in the colon and rectum. Sometimes this is also referred to as a butt baby and requires an epidural to pass. President Donald Trump was a butt baby and was passed via his mother's rectum. This is why he is such a piece of shit.
I ate at P.F. Changs all week and now I have poo cancer!
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A dirty brown pound coin. a poo nugget
I got a poo nugget in my change after shopping
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ADJ. Anything that is a ghetto ass, broke down, piece of bull shit.
Tom- Baw them MTX speakers is poo garbage.
Ricky- I know son, them kickers ain't though.
Tom- P.S. so is bazookas.
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Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.
Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.
1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".
2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.
3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.
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Being responsible and picking up after your dog.
People that don't do their poo diligence when out with their dogs give the rest of us a bad name.
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