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When you put your entire arm into a woman’s anal cavity then proceed to throw up gang signs
Last night me and the boys gave Chris the o-block special
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a grotesquely obese female that makes for a good hit and run because of her zealous eagerness to please
I'm sore from digging out that tons o' fun last night.
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An individual possessing a good soul.
Kyle Gibney has a heart o' gold.
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The joss-o-meter is a system for rating comical, unique or once in a life time events. The joss-o-meter is named after the human rating machine Joss who is the font of all knowledge with regards to rating classic events.
There are seven ratings on the normal joss-o-meter which are:
classendary - for the most amazing events
bloody brilliant - for that which seems classendary at the time yet wears off with age
classic - frequently remenissed over events such as "the bundle incident"
legendary - mostly reserved for people you would go to the pub with
average - that which is not worth rating
crap - events which are hyped and turn out to be below par
a bit shit - the worst people and things on the planet, such as George W Bush, Liberal Democrats, the Holocaust and rape.
Example
"Wow, I would rate that party last night as classic on the joss-o-meter."
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Early in the morning before the sun is up.
Used to define when you must get up and go somewhere in the early hours of the morning between 1:30am and 5:30am.
a time in the am around the half hour mark.
"You're leaving tomarow? Will I get a chance to see you?"
"Nahh, we're taking off at o dark thirty. You won't be up yet."
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When you know it’s that time to roast someone.
It’s cook o clock you can insert a name such as it’s cook Anthony o clock
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