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A day to hug all your teacher for all the amazing work they do for you. If you hate the teacher just slap them though they probably deserve it
National hug your teacher day March 8
Slap a hoe day because it’s march 8
Slap the hoe in your grade on march 8
Person 1: I hate you!
Person 2: `~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞
Person 1: *cries*
ugh shut up you goofy lil`~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞...
The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays
guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday
national day of relationshio stuff
“oh its 8 august, lets do some relationship stuff”
8 august it's the international day of send a titty pic;*
me: today is 8 august
you: "sends me a titty pic*
A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes