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a muffler bearing is a term used when you here a loud rattleing sound comeing from the under carrige of a passing car or maybe your own
hey man i think your muffler bearings going out
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Similar to a golden shower only involving taking a dump.
I gave that bitch a golden bear on her face.
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When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.
Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?
Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
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A guy that acts hard in front of everyone but is a panzy when he's alone with his girl or a female he is talking too. He goes from being a hard ass to kissing her ass. Its adorable, but annoying
"You are such a pooh bear when no one is around "
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This describes a person with ice blue eyes that is short and skinny, but manages to eats like a fat person. It was so rare that that it was named after an animal will will probably never see.
DAMN! did you see that bear monkey at IHOP hes was so short, i never though he would be able to eat that giant stack of chocolate chip pancakes but he scarfed them down like nothing!
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When something becomes so ridiculous that you want nothing more to do with it. Originates from the Lost episode with the polar bear running out of the tropical jungle.
The moment I saw that thing coming at Jack out of the jungle, I said 'Polar Bear! I'm outta here.' and switched to the Discovery Channel.
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The most voluptuous and charming way to bid farewell to a person in the nighttime. Derived from the English phrases "Goodnight" and "Teddy Bears".
"Hey Passionate Beauty, wanna have sexual relations for a short period of time?"
"No."
"Nighty bears, then!"
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