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National Kick a short person day

National Kick a short person day every 26th of January

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!

by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

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hate speech or people's personal information.

The exact thing people aren't allowed to put in the urban dictionary.

UD - "Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people's personal information."
Me - "Hell nah."

by December 1, 2022


Talk the ear off a deaf person

To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own

Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!

by cunteth420 December 1, 2021


National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

by Benitez69 September 18, 2022


CPCU (Casual Personal Computer User)

Someone who uses a/their computer typically for accessing the internet esp. social media, video chat, typing up documents, and stuff that has to do with work (if the person is a student or a businessman), and just surfing the net in general. In other words, the complete opposite of a HPCU Hardcore Personal Computer User

"Hey man! You want to play minecraft?"

"Um..., what's minecraft?"

"..........."

"I know I'm highly likely to be coming off as lame, but I really don't use my computer for gaming...that shit's boring! What can I say...I'm a CPCU (Casual Personal Computer User).

by Strategist of the 5 Kingdoms November 21, 2012

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Kick a racially confusing person day

October 19 is kick a racially confusing person day. If you cannot tell what race someone is, you may kick them on this day.

Person 1: hey, what race is that guy?
Person 2: I don’t know, but it’s Kick a racially confusing person day, so let’s go kick him!

by xbossman04 April 27, 2020

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best person in the whole wide world

Car wreck

Dude, I got in a massive best person in the whole wide world!

2. You suck at the internet!

by Clam00! July 21, 2003

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