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Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.
It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.
Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night
Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)
Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
A tracking camera following a turkey as it’s thrown.
- Bro, try the turkey cam.
- The what?
When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.
Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.
A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?