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someone who becomes mentally stronger despite having lived through adversity.
Shit... we messed with a bad ass who has a nice ass.
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When a male or female is very tan all over except the ass, the tan line is more extreme then the usual tan line, for the ass is glowing it is so white compared to the rest of the body.
I trounced this chick last night from behind and she had some serious ghost ass.
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A super-slut that has been hammered so often that her cunt and asslips have become one big fucking stink hole, and therefore scientifically proven to be more fertile, even retarded ‘swimmers’ can find the way through the fish-lake and land on Ovary Island to consummate the world’s ugliest kid
I was trying to decide whether I was going to destroy her pussy or ass, but to my surpise and dismay she only had one giant hole. Fucking her ass-vag was like plunging a toilet.
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Ass theory dictates that any object that came from an unexplained location (between 138mm and 1002mm) came from an individuals anal cavity.
Bob asked " Where'd that squirrel come from?"
Tony says " Ass theory is the only explanation."
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A term applied to the phenomenon of over-wiping your ass related to the mostly unconscious awareness that you have bought too much toilet tissue to use in your lifetime.
I seriously hate to admit this - but I have developed a painful case of COVID Ass.
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The act of falling asleep with ones window closed. Throughout the night you start ripping complete ass all the scent settles in your room and when you awake and leave the room for a wile then return you are almost knocked out from your own scent lingering in your room
friend comes over in morning.
"Dude what the fuck your room has horrible ass wrath"
"Man...i know i forgot to sleep with my windows open"
"you fuck!"
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a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".
dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.
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