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its howw your soull is whenn your a jerkk monkeyy lmao
haki saidd simones had a souless banana because she was a jerk monkey for not invitin him to the water event at the park overr springg breakk .
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A Threesome involving a man or woman, a man and a midget.
When the woman lies on the bed or floor with her legs spread open and hands tied down. The man then jumps from something tall such as a shelf or table, with his dick arrect. He lands straight into her kitty pillow. A midget wearing a cherry costume then with his dick out jumps on top of the guy, dick slapping him in the face.
" My buddy was having a crazy party last week.
They even had a Flying Bananasplit in the living room."
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Radically stupid thing, event or person.
Do you know anyone that banana farms? No .. right? Think about it, there are big friggin spiders in the banana trees that show up at the supermarket carried in the fruit boxes that kill your ass in the produce isle. On the farm you gotta swing around in trees with a machete and lop off 200 pound banana bunches dropping them to the ground, smashing your farming buddy. It's ridiculous, but mostly "banana" is a funny word, like "banjo."
That chick is a total "banana farm."
They're "banana farming" the game.
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To be falling in love with someone to catch feelings
Our code word to know if one of us were falling in love was banana slugs so when she played piano I replied with “banana slugs”
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When you eat all of the banana fruit in the banana and you're left with an empty shell of a banana.
This is another word for banana skin.
Person 1: Hey! Dump your Empty Banana dude!
Person 2: Okay, I ate it all and will put the empty part in the compost bin.
Person1: Imagine if someone slipped on it!
Person 2: Yes I see the danger, Empty Bananas are bad.
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A girl who uses fresh banana peels to jerk off dudes, usually after doing various sex acts with the banana (i.e. deep-throat chewing).
Cole- "So, how was Banana-sleeves last night?"
Kyle- "Dude, that shit was slick!"
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when a guy cums on a banana and makes a girl eat it, spit it out and rub it on her vagina and calls her dog in to eat it.
dude i cant believe her dog finished the banana slush! i shouldve eaten it
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