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it is something that comes out of you when your uncle rubs your penis.
alan uncle, what you doing?
don't worry boy, just taking the banana milk out of you.
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when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis
dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night
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A Threesome involving a man or woman, a man and a midget.
When the woman lies on the bed or floor with her legs spread open and hands tied down. The man then jumps from something tall such as a shelf or table, with his dick arrect. He lands straight into her kitty pillow. A midget wearing a cherry costume then with his dick out jumps on top of the guy, dick slapping him in the face.
" My buddy was having a crazy party last week.
They even had a Flying Bananasplit in the living room."
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When the male partner is asked to peel a banana, gently insert it into the vagina and proceed to eat it down
Yo what you do last night?
I gave my girl a Banana Dave.
True did it taste good?
It was okay...
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To be falling in love with someone to catch feelings
Our code word to know if one of us were falling in love was banana slugs so when she played piano I replied with “banana slugs”
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When you eat all of the banana fruit in the banana and you're left with an empty shell of a banana.
This is another word for banana skin.
Person 1: Hey! Dump your Empty Banana dude!
Person 2: Okay, I ate it all and will put the empty part in the compost bin.
Person1: Imagine if someone slipped on it!
Person 2: Yes I see the danger, Empty Bananas are bad.
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Radically stupid thing, event or person.
Do you know anyone that banana farms? No .. right? Think about it, there are big friggin spiders in the banana trees that show up at the supermarket carried in the fruit boxes that kill your ass in the produce isle. On the farm you gotta swing around in trees with a machete and lop off 200 pound banana bunches dropping them to the ground, smashing your farming buddy. It's ridiculous, but mostly "banana" is a funny word, like "banjo."
That chick is a total "banana farm."
They're "banana farming" the game.
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