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he was arguing with my mom and he hit me
bruh moment my dad is beating me
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Beat an anti-fur day is a special event on the 28th November in which you can beat any Anti-Fur you see and they CANNOT fight back
The edgy 12 year old and his friends got jumped because it was Beat an Anti-Fur day
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When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.
Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."
Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."
Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."
Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."
Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"
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Meaning: Get staight to the point.
Origin: This saying originated in the 15th century when men started using it to describe that they souldn't masterbate or "beat" when a "bush" or vagina is around. Instead, they should just "get to the point" and have sexual intercousre.
Bob: "Well ... I kinda ... maybe ... sorta ..."
Jim: "Don't beat around the bush and just tell me!"
Jon: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Josh: "True that!"
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2022 is beat a furry year. Beat them up and they cannot stop you!
Thanks to National Beat a Furry Year, I can beat up furrys all year!
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You can beat anyone named Thomas’s ass
I just beat Thomas’s ass because today’s national beat Thomas day
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