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A beggar, like the ones in big cities that ask for change, but instead of change, he wants cum shots. Therefore, he is the "Cum Bum."
Man: "I was walking down Jefferson in Chicago, and I saw this guy coming up to me. I thought he was gonna ask me for some change, but he wanted my semen. Isn't that gross??"
Other Man: "Yeah dude, that's fucking sick. He's the Cum Bum!!"
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I've been riding this horse for days - thank heavens for my bum chum.
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A particular bum, hobo, vagrant, transient, or beggar who you've befriended or regularly donate to in your hometown.
That dude holding the "down on my luk..." sign outside the co-op is my bum chum. I'm always happy to give him some change.
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To stay up, or not sleep to gain a sense of altered reality, because you can't sleep anyway or don't have any money for grog or whatever.
Jay didn't have any money for that party on Saturday night so he had to bum rush and stay up all Friday night.
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Gathering a large group of people and barging into a friend's house unannounced, then being very loud, rude, disruptive, or just plain out destructive.
Man One: Hey, I heard that you're going to bum rush Tyler's house tonight? Can I join?
Man Two: Yeah, be outside his house at 8.
Man One: Sweet, I am totally going to steal everything in his fridge!
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One who hangs out at airports all day. Airport bums can be found at airports of all shapes and sizes, from a big major airport handling 747's to the airport that doesn't handle anything bigger than a Dash 8. I am one myself and am proud of it.
Airport bums are generally educated folk.
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Old men who are hairy and raggety, usually unshaven and smelly.
Take bum showers in the ocean water, while singing the "Bum Shower's" theme song...."Bum shower's: (chorus) cleanin myself in the water; Bum shower's: all day and night! Bum Shower's!!! PASS THE SOAP!!!!!
The beach bum told us a funny story about his thighroid problem.
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