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Look, it's Christian, he's so fucking ugly
Hey! you're not allowed to say that, say he's unique looking.
My bad
Someone who is the worlds sweetest guy ever. He will do anything for you. He will do anything in your honor. He has the biggest heart every. He will treat any girl the way they should be treat. He is a rare guy that you never really see. He cares,takes anything you say into consideration,will always ask if you are ok. He will be the sweetest boyfriend ever to man kind.
Girl 1: Yo I really want Baileys boyfriend.
Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.
Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.
A very nice, charming man. He would never leave a significant other of him. Unless it comes down to the last scenario. He is loving and loyal as well. But he loves to jerk off the ruby. He wishes she would send him nudes.
“He’s such a Christian just looking for nudes.”
Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.
guy 1: yo did you hear what happened to Christian
guy 2: yea bro he took his own life its crazyyy