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A definition that is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because it does not fit the criteria necessary to be entered in the dictionary. Usually submitted by;
1.A retarded teenage girl who defines herself as shy, sexy, sweet and the coolest chick you will ever meet.
2.A retarded teenage boy who defines himself as a total chick magnet with a massive cock and is great at everything.
3. A spiteful teenage boy/girl who wants to talk shit about an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
4. A friendless cock-gobbler who wants his WOW guild or call of duty team defined as total bad asses who are conquering the gaming world.
The sorry sacks of shit keep submitting entries never understanding why they are not being published. The editors see the same types of entry 20 times for the 1 acceptable entry they publish. If your potential entry fits into any of the above categories fuck off and quit wasting our time.
Typical Urban Dictionary Rejects
Kayla: a sweet, sexy, shy girl who is often misunderstood and is wanted by everyone she meets ;)
Tony: A totally awesome guy who kicks ass at rock band, smokes hella weed and is a total babe magnet. :0
Samantha: A smelly whore with a Vagina as wide as the entire Asian Sub-continent who blows everyone she meets and secretes hepatitis juice though her sweat glands.
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The people, who are bored and have nothing better to do, that come to urban dictionary and decide to vote on multiple words. Many of them lack a sense of humor and quickly throw many of the words out and usually only accept sex innuendos or people's names describing how good they are at sex.
Charlie: I can't those fucking retards didn't accept my word!
Paul: I know man, Urban dictionary voters are terrible.
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the time between the posting of a definition on urban dictionary and the time that it actually registers on the website
note: this is the same as facebook purgatory, the time period between the making of a friend request and the time it is accepted
boy 1: ugh, i posted that definition like a week ago, why hasn't it gone on yet
boy 2: looks like your stuck in urban dictionary purgatory
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Person or Persons who have no life and spend time tell ing people if a they have a good word or not A.K.A loser
I wasted all of last night being a publisher on Urban Dictionary.
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urban dictionary assholes is a term for the editors of urban dictionary who can't be good sports and only publish biased definitions suited to their political leanings as can be seen by all the tea party definitions posted and by the rejection of mine. It would have been more fun if both sides had been shown, and a sign of maturity. Why is it that wimpy people tend to be libera and liberals tend top be wimpyl. coincidence? nah
A: What's Urban Dictionary?
B:Mostly a place for shits and giggles. Let's have a look...Oh this is funny. Oh this is funny, too. Hey, wait a minute, all these answers are identical. Wow, let's ubmit our own defintions
A: This should be fun
B: Hey they rejected it
A: Wow, such urban dictionary assholes!
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A few years ago when this site was still new, you could submit a word and be able to have your word reviewed by editiors and you would know whether your word was accepted in a matter of minutes. Also, there was a chatroom in editing and you had many more words to edit.
Now it takes forever to get your words on this site. People post videos to explain words. (wtf?!) They only give you like 5-10 words at a time to edit. They took away our chat room in the editing room. This site has changed.
Barb: I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary last night. It should have been on here by now.
Cris: A few years ago, your word would have been on the site by now. But now it takes forever so I'm not sure when your word will be on there. I haven't seen it yet.
Barb: That is such an Urban Dictionary fail!
Cris: Totally.
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