someone you know in a class that you'd feel comfortable enough to ask if you could borrow a pencil (paper, calculator, etc), but not enough to hang out with outside of class
person: "I met this really nice girl in my chem class last week, we sit together like every day!"
roommate: "Cool, you should invite her over sometime."
person: "No no..she's strictly a pencil friend."
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A Canadian Friend is someone that looks after you and is concerned about your well being- unlike an American friend, who makes fun of you
Person 1: My friend is such a Canadian friend to me.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish I had a Canadian friend. All I have are American friends!
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A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.
She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.
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when a friend becomes fully integrated into your family
when sib-friends talk to each other: how's mom doing?
...imma live in your basement
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Someone who talks shit behind your back while you aren't friends and then acts like nothing happened when you are friends.
Wow, the other day she was nice to me and now she isn't, Rhiannon Akey is totally being a fake friend.
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A person that pretended to be your bff but eventuality drops you or starts to be mean to you.
A:Wow Are you and * Insert name here* still friends?
B: No they turned out to be a fake friend...
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Someone who may not be initially likable but possesses the ability to grow on others over time, much in the way that a fungus would.
I used to think Mike was a total prick but now we hang out all the time. I guess he's kind of a fungus friend.
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