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A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.
Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.
A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.
The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"
A sex position where you give your partner a Charlie horse and then proceed to urinate on them.
A:"Hey bro, what's your favorite position?"
B:"I prefer the golden Charles bro."
The place you go before it’s all over and you’re brought back to how things were. This place or mindset or so one and so forth and what have you, has the potential to exceed enlightened conditions in the human psyche. You want to achieve this manifestation of destiny in any aspect of your life, though the term is commonly associated with lovers. It’s the possibility of what could have been. Most people in search of this affliction themselves have little to no association with current worldly affairs or pop culture venture. Rather these people enjoy internal existence and preceding expectations of current reality.
I went to golden geek and failed. Maybe dmt will work?
When you call the cops and they do their jobs properly. Mostly used by POC who have rarely experienced an encounter with police that didn't end in some form of violence.
Person 1: So the cops came by my mom's place last week.
Person 2: Damn, really? Who'd they snatch this time?
Person 1: Nobody. Got that golden result then they left.
A beautiful exotical woman with good demeanor and inner beauty.
She isn't a stuck up light skin woman, she runs a non-profit that helps the community. She's a loving mother. She takes care of her man. She is a golden belle.
To break wind whilst administering a golden shower
Those burritos really increased the decibels on my golden thunder.