Hand job

The act of giving gratification to another person.

"butters getz all teh handjobz (Hand Job) in the Z31 cumminty, i wants sume" Quoted from Z31 performance.com.

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Hand Grenade

A simple cocktail of coke and vodka.

Take one can of coca cola, drink it down about a tenth of the way and apply vodka liberally (or to yuppie taste) into the can. As you get further down, add a little more, a typical hand grenade will have contained about 4 shots (and a good 2 others spilt on the floor) when drunkenly poured and drank correctly.

The term handgrenade comes about because as you top it up you should be left with a near pure shot of vodka with a tint of coke at the bottom, blowing you away.

Best enjoyed with a fine vodka like Absolut. Absolut with lemon if you're kind've fruity.

This club's prices are fuckin' ridiculous man. Let's go for a couple hand grenade's and come back, then maybe someone'll look pretty.

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left handed

When a persons got sinister(which is actually latin for left handed)motives, or is about to double crossyou.

I got a feelin that theres some left handed shit goin down here...

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hand cannon

the male reproductive organ that shoots out semen at orgasm (similar to a cannon) and can be "fired" using one's hand.

i couldn't get any pussy so i fired off my hand cannon during a great porno.

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Cold hand

To be wanked off by a corpse

In 1972, Gary Glitter (real name Paul Gadd) was rumoured to have been cold handed by his Great Aunt at her open casket funeral, in full view of the congregation.

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hand five

slang word originally from 4chan, replacing rick roll. HAND FIVE

6/20/07

you won!

hand five

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talk to the hand

What a teenage girl says to someone who is interrupting her. She may also say it if she doesn't care or doesn't want to talk to them.

Julie said "talk to the hand" to the geeky boy.

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