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Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.

Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.

by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024


Stinging Jimmy

The very end of a joint, which tends to “sting” your lungs upon inhalation due to the burning of the built up tar. Also called a “roach”.

Aw fuck, now our joint has turned into a stinging jimmy.

by Ann Tifa November 2, 2021


Dismal Jimmy

Facial hair that consists of shaving your entire face except for the area around your mouth, creating a hair ring.
Often associated as being a scumbag style of facial hair.

“Dude did you see Micheal? He shaved his beard into a dismal jimmy.”

by RougeBerry January 12, 2023


Jimmy Shaw

Lil mans

The dude is jimmy Shaw

by Bob landed on mars December 12, 2018


Jimmy Jazz

Humoriste

Jimmy Jazz a fait rire hier

Jimmy Jazz l'humoriste qui a moins de rythme

by Jimmy jazz 1 November 22, 2021


Jimmy Pill

When you take a pill and become a raging political you tuber

D-man took a jimmy pill and started ranting about politics.

by Hot Dog Goblin April 29, 2020


jimmy peen

very very small penis. can also be used as a unit of measurement.

“Yo i bet you have a jimmy peen

by goochalini June 9, 2020