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This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
The sexiest, most highly talented 18 year old around. He is my secret lover and ooh the things I would do to him. I love you Kevin <3
Gerogina: Kevin Collins is sooooo sexy
Alex: Fuck yes
Bobbie: Too bad he's 18
Kevin zhu is the best boyfriend any girl can ever have he really nice and very handsome I love him very much!
Kevin zhu “Kevin is the funniest person I ever met!”
A handsome, funny, kind, honest, smart and shy guy. He's the very sweetest guy, a good friend who always tries his best to be there for you. He might seem like a tough guy on the outside, but he's a softie inside.
Friend: Who's that guy you're crushing over again?
Girl: oh he's that kid Kevin!
this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field
kevin the carrot is literally a goat
Kevin also known as Cupcake is a complete wuss first always insulting literally everyone he sees thinking that he got the dominant hand on others. He also likes old teachers like for example a middle aged ugly ah teacher.
"We know you're a Kevin (cupcake) Andino"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"
Kenny McCormick's brother from south park
Person: Does Kenny have a brother?
Another person: Yeah his name is Kevin Mccormick