Rural Dictionary

kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020

“Drop kicked lasagna”-A powerful and descriptive term used to describe the quite rare and visually shocking appearance of a real horror story of a vagina! This go to term is sought when there simply is no other descriptive comparison terminology suitable to describe the sometimes often ‘life changing’ encounter with this stomach retching organ! There has been some real upsetting stories of folks who had no warning signals of the pending doom that was waiting for them down there, only to encounter the beast just past the point of no return. This scenario is closely similar in horrific nature to hitting that point of no return while being blindsided with the ‘fishy paste Fanny’ syndrome . You just gotta hold ur breath, close ur eyes and tuck in for as long as u can survive! I’ve not heard of an encounter with both these scenarios at the same time? Possible coz they never made it out to tell the story?

- “Here Dazza, that bird I took home, came at me, spread eagled, when I clocked what she was packing down there, I nearly ran, it were like a…..er…a…..a “Drop Kicked Lasagna “, hahaha, horrific!”defined

by Tallywacker81 April 21, 2022

Blockbuster and kick it

It means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with a movie from Blockbuster playing in the background. This only applies to those born before 1990.

Rob: "Hey girl"
Kim: "Hey you"
Rob: "I went to Blockbuster. They didn't have Robocop, so I rented Pretty Woman."
Kim: "Perfect, that's like my favorite movie.

Rob: "Well, my parents are out all night, so you wanna come over? Ya know. Blockbuster and kick it?

Kim: "Oh yeah! Be there soon."
Rob: "Awesome....I also bought like 18 conforms. netflix and chill booty call

by bringmethechicken November 27, 2015