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Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.
I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.
A person used solely for sex, a LIVE-fleshlight.
Another word for female prostitute.
Someone who's main goal in life is to have sex.
Friend: who was that girl you were with last night?
You: oh nobody, she was just a live-light
A glowing condom use in the ways of the Jedi
God I can't wait to try out these new love lights!
States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
The visible spectrum is the portion of the electromagnetic spectrum that is visible to the human eye. Electromagnetic radiation in this range of wavelengths is called visible light or simply light.
"We can only see visible light!"
Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.
Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.
The non Religious Equation **God=Light+Awareness,** while it might initially strike one as abstract or unconventional, is deeply rooted in the integration of modern physics and spirituality. This synthesis is not just for the so-called "hippy" community but resonates with a broad spectrum of thinkers. By combining the profound scientific principles encapsulated in E=mc^2 and quantum mechanics with the equally profound notion of Awareness, this idea presents Awareness as fundamental, an inclusive framework for understanding divinity and existence. Such an approach transcends traditional religious frameworks, offering a deeper, more universal perspective that appeals to those with a scientific mindset as well as those with spiritual inclinations. It’s about recognizing the interconnectedness of all things, the unity of physical and metaphysical realities, and the profound implications of these connections for our understanding of existence.
God=Light+Awareness: A spiritual concept that combines the physical principles of light and energy (as described by E=mc^2 and quantum mechanics) with conscious perception, offering a holistic and inclusive understanding of divinity and existence beyond traditional religious frameworks