Mash your mouth

If you say that again I'm going to mash your mouth

If you say that again I'm going to mash your mouth

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cock in one's mouth

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

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Alaskan Mouth-warmer

The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of Alaska and other northern climes. The cellophane is for sanitary measures. This is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.

"Your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an Alaskan Mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold.....I thought that was sweet"

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Mouth-Piece

a girl or a guy that you have had relations with, who goes around telling their friends of how good you really are in bed...

man, I got two mouth-pieces right now...

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mouth pie

When you burp, cup it in your hand and throw it at someone.

Oh gross Jimmy, that was the foulest mouth pie ever! What did you just eat?

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Footing your mouth

Putting your foot in your mouth, partially or as a whole.

I: What’s that in your mouth
C: My foot
I: Did you just fist your mouth
I: Oh no, you footing your mouth

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Meat in my mouth

eating some real fancy juicy steak.

Mom- "eat your veggies"

Me- "I have meat in my mouth"
Mom- "oh."

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