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When a female surrounds her anal cavity with rich and creamy nutella, and contacts that bum with a mans face while he is very smoothly sucking that shit up
Damn nigga, i got Mud sammich last night!
Nice bruh!
when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.
Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!
Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"
I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!
1: yo how'd you like your spicy food
2: excellent. it left my mud flaps flailing on the toilet
The hairy patch of a Man's lower back that is just above his butt crack.
(Hairy Man bent over with pants falling down in the back ) Hey your mud flaps are showing, pull up your pants.
When your balls act as a guard during messy anal sex
As Jose was ass fucking Laura, he thought “thank god I have my balls as mud flaps. Otherwise that shit would have been everywhere.”