Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.
Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!
An extremely unattractive person that sucks dick
Look at Matthew
Usually guys with very big penises and great, charming personalities that attracts herds of women.
Girl 1 “Oh my god! Matthew is so hot and cool and also very sexy!”
Girl 2 “Back off bitch! He’s mine!!
EPIC FRIEND YAY (he says that you should read dees big nuts)
hi Matthew
Matthew is the boy with the looks, the personality, and really everything a girl wants. He is so clueless that he will play with tons of girls' hearts. Every girl wants him even though most likely he will never be taken. Usually, Matthews only fall for one girl in their whole life, and who ever that girl is, is hella lucky.
Wow, he is probably a Matthew.
Boy with glasses and wears white champion shoes who period 1 is algebra 1 and his 5th period is science
Matthew was on his phone in class basically all the time but he never got caught