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spong monkey

1. A crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. The Quizno's Subs mascot.
3. An individual who likes the moon.

1. I recentally when to the Spong Monkey's concert. It was incredable!
2. The Song Monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. MY friend, who is a real Spong Monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.

by DragonlordALS May 18, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


the new monkey

wikid place to be!
its in sunderland, pallion!
pallion road to be precise << cnt spell!
check it!

I cant fockin hear yaaaaaaaa come on then!!

by Kimy October 2, 2004

39๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Squirrel Monkey

Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.

Also see: Hermaphrodite

confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"

Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"

by Gmilch May 16, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey people

A person who acts out of lower or lack of consciousness. Acting selfishly without care for others.

Another one of those monkey people just cut me off in traffic.

by CGi May 10, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee July 29, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


IKEA monkey

1. An adorable pet monkey who escaped from a locked crate in a locked vehicle and appeared in the parking lot of the Toronto IKEA store, wearing a miniature faux-shearling coat, and spawning an internet meme and a nearly universal desire to buy a monkey, slap a diaper on it, and dress it up.

2. Darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an IKEA store in Toronto in December 2012.

3. An act of extreme escapism.

Person 1: I can't stand going to IKEA with all of those unruly, unrestrained toddlers running around!

Person 2: Yeah, they're worse behaved than the IKEA monkey.

Person 1: Oh god, I'm committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens' poems.

Person 2: You'd better get your IKEA monkey on!

by CilantroLeaf December 19, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


porch monkey

a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur

When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.

by bassamp April 10, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž