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Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.
Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning
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To 'pop' a girls cherry/have her lose her virginity to you.
Ally: Dude, is your girlfriend coming to the party tonight?
Adam: Yeah, I think I might bite the cherry muffin tonight.
Ally: Awesome!... Shibbie!
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Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)
Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?
No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.
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A series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. This can be compared to the masculine term: Spank Bank.
Girl 1: "Oh damn girl did you see Robert Downy Jr. in Iron man?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "
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A sexual position involving two African-American or black males penetrating, with their dicks, a crease of fat near the waist in a 'chubby' or overweight female.
Double: Two (Black guys)
Chocolate: Black guys*
Muffin: Referring to the Muffin Top like properties of the fat woman's waist.
*May also embrace males of other ethnicities, including but not limited to; East Indian, Pacific-Asian, Native American, and Polynesian. :P
"Bertha, DeAndre, and Jamal filmed a Double Chocolate Muffin last night!"
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Finger Muffin Top is defined as the accumulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person's too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. Tell tale warning signs that you have finger muffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. Failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger muffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.The cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.
Judy, the 300 lb. cocktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. When she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger muffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.
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