Noun - When you and your partner, sit ass to ass, and she reaches between her legs and pulls your balls towards her and proceeds to shit and piss on your balls.
Megan was bored with her usual fecal play, so she went ass to ass with her man and gave him a muddy goat.
When your too good and need to flex on kids
"have you seen my goatness, it's insane"
The experience of something being goated
Bro that anime was straight goatness
The experience of something goated
bro that anime was straight goatness
A large mammal that lives manly in Africa that eats almost anything. Mostly just an elephant.
Yo dude, did you see that safari goat eat that pumpkin!
When someone loses miserably in an argument
Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.