Idk what do put here but you if you know what that is then thats tuff.
dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.
When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense
I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response
hard shit coming out of the human body, like really really hard.
in soviet Russia a gopnik was Russian to the bathroom and was shitting dark bricks
When an a person of Afro-Carribean decent inserts their penis into a bit of snow
It snowed heavily last night, so Mike did a bit of dark frosting
You get a blowjob, but you have to avoid your penis being bitten during it.
Damn, that bitch gave a me a Dark Souls Blowie.
An extensions for pussies who cannot even glance at a light surface.
"Ayo you should get dark reader man."
"Nah I'm not fucking light sensitive like yo stupid dog ass."
An absolute bozo whom we watch every single opportunity we get
"Have you watched any Dark Bear God lately?"